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Humana Just Bought a Bankrupt Retirement Megaclinic—Smart Play or Florida Man Finance?

This article is proudly sponsored by Texas Student Media! Humana Just Bought a Bankrupt Retirement Megaclinic—Smart Play or Florida Man Finance? Ticker: $HUM Deal: Humana’s CenterWell to acquire The Villages Health out of Chapter 11 My Initial Take: When life gives you Medicare audits, you buy the clinic. Welcome to The Villages—Where Everyone Has a Doctor […]

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Chipotle’s Produce Slicers, Molina’s Medical Bills, and Tesla’s Momentum Crash: What’s Really Going On Today

This article is sponsored by College Readiness Consulting! Chipotle’s Produce Slicers, Molina’s Medical Bills, and Tesla’s Momentum Crash: What’s Really Going On Today Welcome to your daily dose of corporate whiplash. Today we’re serving up three spicy helpings of earnings reality: Chipotle’s comp conundrum, Molina’s margin migraine, and Tesla’s transition from hype engine to financial

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Capital One (NYSE: COF) Just Bought Discover—Here’s Why It’s a Game-Changer for Investors

This article is proudly sponsored by Texas Student Media! Capital One (NYSE: COF) Just Bought Discover—Here’s Why It’s a Game-Changer for Investors Capital One Financial Corporation (NYSE: COF), following its recently completed acquisition of Discover Financial Services, has solidified its position as the largest U.S. credit card issuer by loan volume, with approximately $250bn in outstanding

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Purell Is Up for Grabs: Here’s Who Might Slap the “Sold” Sticker on GOJO Industries

This article is proudly sponsored by Lake Region State College! Purell Is Up for Grabs: Here’s Who Might Slap the “Sold” Sticker on GOJO Industries This article is also proudly sanitized by reality–not really, don’t sue me, reality. GOJO Industries—the family-owned maker of Purell—has officially put up the “For Sale” sign. And no, this isn’t some

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BWX Technologies (BWXT): The Most Defensive Industrial Stock for Inflation, Tariffs, and Rate Cuts

This article is sponsored by College Readiness Consulting! BWX Technologies (BWXT): The Most Defensive Industrial Stock for Inflation, Tariffs, and Rate Cuts Executive Summary BWX Technologies (NYSE: BWXT) is the sole manufacturer of naval nuclear reactors for the U.S. Navy, operating with highly specialized, long-term, and inflation-protected contracts. The company generates ~81% of its total

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SLM Corporation (NASDAQ: SLM) Stock Pitch: A High-Margin Countercyclical Winner for a Gradual Fed Pivot

This article is proudly sponsored by Sew Torn, a film by Diamantis Zavitsanos! SLM Corporation (NASDAQ: SLM) Stock Pitch: A High-Margin Countercyclical Winner for a Gradual Fed Pivot Executive Summary SLM Corporation, commonly known as Sallie Mae, is the largest private student loan lender in the U.S., commanding approximately 64% market share and accounting for nearly

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Datadog and Palo Alto Are Going Shopping—And They’re Not Bargain Hunting

This article is proudly sponsored by Texas Student Media! Datadog and Palo Alto Are Going Shopping—And They’re Not Bargain Hunting When $1 billion is your warm-up act, you know tech M&A is back in heat. In two separate but equally spicy headlines, two cybersecurity powerhouses are reportedly preparing to go on major spending sprees: Datadog (NASDAQ:

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Buffett Says “Nope” to Railroad Merger Rumors—But the Tracks Are Still Getting Hot

This article is proudly sponsored by Lake Region State College! Buffett Says “Nope” to Railroad Merger Rumors—But the Tracks Are Still Getting Hot Warren Buffett isn’t buying a railroad this week. But someone probably is. In classic Buffett fashion, the Oracle of Omaha stepped in this morning to pour cold water on the latest round of

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Labcorp Just Bought CHS’s Lab Biz for $195 Million—And It Might Be the Best Divorce of the Year

This article is proudly sponsored by Lake Region State College! Labcorp Just Bought CHS’s Lab Biz for $195 Million—And It Might Be the Best Divorce of the Year Because nothing says “we need space” like handing over 13 states’ worth of lab operations for cold, hard cash. On July 22, 2025, Community Health Systems (NYSE: CYH)

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Jamie Dimon Once Called Bitcoin a Fraud. Now JPMorgan Might Lend Against It

This article is proudly sponsored by Texas Student Media! Jamie Dimon Once Called Bitcoin a Fraud. Now JPMorgan Might Lend Against It From “worthless” to “we’ll take it as collateral” in just eight short years. In a plot twist worthy of its own NFT collection, JPMorgan (NYSE: JPM) is reportedly preparing to offer crypto-backed loans—letting clients

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