This article is proudly sponsored by Sew Torn, a film by Diamantis Zavitsanos! Why Jack in the Box (JACK) Stock Is Crashing: What’s Really Going Wrong Jack in the Box (NASDAQ: JACK) stock has been absolutely crushed—down over 70% over the last five years, and lagging almost every other major QSR (quick-service restaurant) peer in 2024 […]
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This article is proudly sponsored by Lake Region State College! Jim Chanos’ Big Shorts: Why He’s Betting Against Equinix, IBM, and Carvana in 2025 Famed short-seller Jim Chanos–known for high-conviction shorts like Enron and Tesla (and currently Carvana and IBM–don’t you worry, see the bonus section at the end)–has publicly revealed a massive short theme on
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This article is sponsored by College Readiness Consulting! Why Portillo’s (PTLO) May Rally on Rate Cuts—But Is a Short After the Macro Sugar High Portillo’s Inc. (NASDAQ: PTLO), the fast-casual chain known for its Chicago-style hot dogs and 1950s-style décor, is a name I expect to perform reasonably well in the short term—but faces major
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This article is proudly sponsored by Texas Student Media! Dave (DAVE): The Fintech App That Gives You $100 So You’ll Keep Coming Back It’s not payday lending… it’s “disruption,” bro Remember when banks used to charge $35 just because you bought a burrito while overdrafted? Well, Dave came along and said: “What if we charged you
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This article is sponsored by College Readiness Consulting! Vail Resorts (NYSE: MTN) Is Skiing Into Trouble—Here’s How They Fix It Vail Resorts (NYSE: MTN) used to be the king of the mountain. Now it’s the skier who got stuck on the chairlift with one boot off, wondering what happened to all the powder. The stock
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This article is proudly sponsored by Lake Region State College! Why Caesars (CZR) Stock Could Win Big from Fed Rate Cuts and Digital Betting Growth Company: Caesars Entertainment Inc. (NASDAQ: CZR) Rating : BUY Thesis Date: June 2025Caesars isn’t just blackjack and buffets anymore–I mean that’s kind of what I expect to see if I ever
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This article is proudly sponsored by Sew Torn, a film by Diamantis Zavitsanos! Chewy (CHWY): The Pet Supply Company That’s Actually an E-Commerce Beast What Is Chewy, Really? Chewy is an online pet supply store. But not just any store. It’s the Amazon of pet care, but with better customer service and more handwritten birthday cards.
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This article is proudly sponsored by Lake Region State College! Hershey’s New CEO Is Fine. And That’s the Exact Problem Who Ordered the Plain Chocolate? Hershey’s announcement sounded like a Fortune 500 press release got cloned in ChatGPT and deep-fried in PR jargon. Kirk Tanner, longtime Pepsi exec and current Wendy’s CEO, will replace Michele Buck
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This article is proudly sponsored by Texas Student Media! Humana Just Bought a Bankrupt Retirement Megaclinic—Smart Play or Florida Man Finance? Ticker: $HUM Deal: Humana’s CenterWell to acquire The Villages Health out of Chapter 11 My Initial Take: When life gives you Medicare audits, you buy the clinic. Welcome to The Villages—Where Everyone Has a Doctor
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This article is sponsored by College Readiness Consulting! Chipotle’s Produce Slicers, Molina’s Medical Bills, and Tesla’s Momentum Crash: What’s Really Going On Today Welcome to your daily dose of corporate whiplash. Today we’re serving up three spicy helpings of earnings reality: Chipotle’s comp conundrum, Molina’s margin migraine, and Tesla’s transition from hype engine to financial